HAPPILY EVER AWKWARD
The H.E.A. Files – Book 1
Cursed with insecurity by a “peasant-friendly” witch, young Prince Paul has never believed that he has what it takes to save a princess. However, when circumstances force him upon a Quest to rescue the world’s most beautiful princess from the world’s most evil sorcerer, Paul has no choice — he must fight his way through a comically twisted fantasy realm and all the tangled tropes it can throw at him . . . or die trying.
Joined by a headstrong handmaiden, a swaggering ego-maniac, a singing sword, and a ship with paws, will the timid prince be able to rise above his doubts and fears, rescue the princess, save the world, and ultimately earn the title of Prince Charming?
I could tell you, if you’d like. I’m an enchanted book, you see (that’s my face on the cover), and I am very good at telling stories.
All you need to do is read me and you will most certainly live Happily Ever After.*
*Results may vary.
If you love The Princess Bride or The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, then you should definitely revisit those books again because they’re amazing (and they both inspired this story). But if you’re ready to embark upon a quirky new adventure cut from the same cloth, a tale packed full of swashbuckling adventure, oddball humor, magical books, and just a pinch of romance, then pick up Happily Ever Awkward, the stand-alone first volume of The H.E.A. Files series!
