BOOKS
THE H.E.A. FILES
HAPPILY EVER AWKWARD
Marauding pirates, rampaging zombies, malevolent wizards…
First dates really sucketh.
Young Prince Paul is forced to face his greatest fears when he undertakes a Quest that turns out to be far bigger (and sillier) than either he or his oddball group of companions ever imagined.
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ABOUT
T.L. Callies writes stories about weird worlds and quirky quests, and he readily admits to being one of the least funny and most uninteresting people you will ever meet. When he isn’t busy sliding letters around a page like an infant smearing pudding across a high chair, he can be glimpsed lumbering through the woods, petting dogs, and creating the most important stories of all with his wife and son.
THE FACE
of The H.E.A. Files
Do you like the face of our magic Book? Then you should definitely check out the many fantastic designs at Carruth Studio — a small Ohio art studio that specializes in creating countless quirky sculptures. As soon as I saw the image of Fern (#186) I fell in love with it and felt it perfectly captured the whimsy, mischief, and joy of The H.E.A. Files. The owners of Carruth Studio were kind enough to allow me to use their work to bring my magic book to life, but their sculptures can bring your garden or home to life as well. Please visit them at www.CarruthStudio.com to explore the incredibly wonderful world they have created.
NEWS
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Keep it moving, people!
CONTACT
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